From tonight's Simpsons episode, where Marge's sister Patty reveals she's a lesbian:
Homer: "What is it called when a guy is gay for a girl?"
Homer: "Look at me! I'm as straight as a one-dollar bill!"
Homer: "Queerly beloved, we are gathered here together..."
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Danny and I had a good time tonight at dinner with my brother, Rob. Tomorrow we start Active Duty, and we leave for our "tour" on Tuesday morning. We will return to the area on July 8, when we will play a 2 hour performance at the Sevierville Civic Center (our final summer performance for the past six years). If you are interested in attending (free, as all our performances are), you can call for "tickets" (space fills up, so they distribute free tickets for the space allowed). If you want more info about our performances, you can check out our "Absolutely Unofficial" website maintained by one of our own at
http://www.572tangband.org (TANG Band = Tennessee Air National Guard Band, by the way --- not a shameless promotion for the beverage of choice by the space program).