Danny was presented a certificate after competing in Donkey Basketball on Monday, which in part reads:
This document officially certifies that __________ has been officially accepted into the "INTERNATIONAL ORDER OF JACKASSTRONAUTS" as a bona fide lifetime member with full privileges. In acknowledgement of participation in a Buckeye Donkey Ball extravaganza in a highly dignified and commendable fashion it is further proclaimed that this person receive the highest honor for Jackassmanship...
Some of you always knew he was a jackasstronaut... and now it is certifiable!
Pumpkin Patch 2012
13 years ago
1 comment:
at least youi don't have to play our "Donkeyball". It's a mix between dodgeball and soccer. And it sucks. I am not too into the "Sports" "team" thing, I like doing ME sports only, so when yer told you have to play (or it's your place of duty), it's complete horse-sheizer.
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