Warning -- Sarcastic Blog Ahead!

Danny called today with the exciting news that the new wing of his school was flooded with sewage! The most exciting part is that the bandroom will have to have new carpet again for the 3rd time in 1 1/2 years (the previous time was due to the explosion of the valve on the sprinkler system main located where... in the bandroom, naturally)! Every class in that wing has been evacuated, but fortunate for Danny his is the only one with carpet! MMMMmmm.... those band uniforms are going to smell better than ever in the Fall!