Friday, September 16, 2005

Why Can't I Win the Lottery?

Tonight I watched a show on tv called "Jackpot! Overnight Millionaires" (I think it was on TLC) about lottery winners --- who they are, what they did with the winnings, etc. I am amazed at the lunacy! Now, I guess it is easy to say "I would never buy crap like that if I won the lottery!" if you haven't won the lottery. But, really... what the crap!!! So what would I do if I won? Here is a start, in no particular order:

1. Pay off ALL of my student loans (caaaaa--ching)
2. GIVE MY MOM SOME MONEY!!! --- Pay off her debts, move her out of Camel town (Oneida --- yes, it has a real living camel), and get her anything she wants (She deserves it)
3. Pay off Danny's truck
4. Up my life insurance policy (I guess that would be a smart move)
5. TBD

I know... it's a short list. I really would like to think that I wouldn't go "hog wild" with that amount of money, but who can tell until it happens... and I don't think it will happen anytime soon.

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