Sunday, November 13, 2005

Joy needs...

Idea from Brooke. Google "[Your Name Here] needs". Post some of the results.
Here are mine:

1. Joy needs to be near the heartbeat of our happiness in a delivery room.

2. Joy needs funding to purchase a cargo van for food.

3. Joy needs to spend some serious time in Baghdad.

4. Joy needs to be near the heartbeat of your happiness. (Variant of #1)

5. Joy needs to delete files on error due to stuff.

6. Joy needs your support. (Am I running for office?)

7. Joy needs to know: What are you doing tonight or this weekend for your birfday? (yes, it says birfday)

8. Joy needs to know: How are you going to survive next weekend without me?

9. Joy needs a better understanding of the nature of evil.

10. Joy needs to be there when we're crying, too. (huh?)

11. Joy needs celebration to know itself.

12. Joy needs some disonic in her life asap

13. Joy needs to be given a set of antibiotics that need to be administered through an IV (Is there somethign I need to know?)

14. Joy needs to be dissolved in the cattle’s drinking water at the rate of 9.54 g/litre ( Stoc-Joy ®, that is)

15. Joy needs to sing.

16. Joy needs to dance.

17. Joy needs spreading.

18. Joy needs to be freed, but not because it is smiling.

19. Joy needs congenial circumstances and attentive friends.

20. Joy needs to look into the quality-assurance of this product...it really should last longer than 10 useages. ...

21. Joy needs to be experienced and felt. Life is complicated. Joy is simple.

22. Joy needs help on Wed afternoon to help make the games and volunteers have signed up already to work on the booth.

23. Joy needs to be like an artesian well springing up from within. It can’t be
artificially produced or induced. All of us need more joy in our lives.

24. Joy needs to throw up or get air because of the treatment she's getting for her sickness (and even to smoke some pot*).

25. Joy needs a confident and very gentle rider. (Ewww...)

26. Joy needs a record company that respects her talent and understands how to operate internationally.

27. Joy needs to know: paper or plastic?

28. Joy needs to be overhauled and revised.

29. Joy needs to simply combine a regular strength training program with sound nutritional habits.

30. JOY needs to change the coffee to decaf...

31. Joy needs silence and thus seldom settles into the lap of a noisy man

32. Joy - Needs to lose 80 lbs. (this was on a prayer list)

33. Joy needs some new turntables though.

34. Joy needs no sound effects to make itself felt, it needs no outer support from
anyone to stand erect against all outer winds that blow.

35. Joy needs to draft the future funding MOU between the WA State Agencies and BLM. (Damn, they expect a lot from me...)

36. Joy needs computing.

37. Joy needs to find a fourth man to complement the three sophomores in Beal, Zarlenga and Kosma.

38. Joy needs to talk about facing death.

39. Joy needs to be done away with.

40. Joy needs to stop by the supermarket on the way to work, but gets a phone call
as she's hurrying to get dressed.

41. Joy needs psychiatric help.

42. Joy needs to be let in you know, just a little opening...a little smile
when or where you least expect it.

43. Joy needs a tremendous amount of promotion

44. Joy needs to raise at least £1250 and all of her colleagues in the training
section are supporting her effort by a variety of fundraising events

45. JOY NEEDS TO TALK THIS LOUD CAUSE I ALWAYS WANNA HEAR WHAT EVERYONE ELSE
SAYS

46. Joy needs feedback for the pilot program since this will be tied to future budget needs.

47. Joy needs to get around, to be spread.

48. Joy needs pictures for the yearbook; submit photos to the office by January 15
and put in Joy's box.

49. Joy needs to take in at least 30 children to break-even.

50. Joy needs to find a new home because her owners have moved into a retirement
community and couldn't take her with them.

1 comment:

Brooke said...

Joy needs..... to learn to count to 10 :)

hhehehhe

Very nice list you have there