Ethan's Wisdom...

The following is last night's dinner conversation from the Sampsels (my sister, her husband Eric, and their 3 year old Ethan):
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Ethan: "I three."

Eric: "Yes, you're three. What a big boy you are!"

Ethan: "I two."

Eric: I thought you were three...?"

Ethan: "No, I two."

Mama: "Are you mama's little baby?"

Ethan: "Now I four."

Mama: "Oh, good! Four year olds are big enough to help mama clean up the house."

Ethan: "I three and a half."