LASIK@home

Check out this product (oh, you can buy it... but it won't work). It's diagram of the four easy steps is hilarious!


LASIK@home



Step one... you'll be busy, so keep the dog out and put up your "Will Return at..." clock on the door.

Step two... remind yourself why you are blind (masturbation) while you unpack your kit.

Step three...we can't say it is painless since the FDA has not approved the statement... but we can tell you that if you blink smoke will rise up from your eyelids.

Step four... enjoy the power of clearer vision by standing next to a bullseye while other take aim...